About
Born in Huyton, Liverpool in 1980. Expelled from School of Hardknocks for being 'too soft'. Formed The Maybes with Nicky Ellis only to leave them in the lurch. Decamped to Oxford for 3 years to become a borderline alcoholic under the pretense of studying English. Returned home and joined The Way before said band imploded in a series of events culminating in pregnancy, drug-induced psychosis and attempted murder. Now writing for these bastards and considering a career move into benefit fraud.
Rated Releases (0)
No releases rated yet
Hobbies
Crafts, like Art Straws and that